a survival report for heavy crypto bags

BORN TO ROLL.
FORCED TO HOLD.

Track the bags you carry, see the numbers clearly, remember why you bought—and get a mildly insulting report for the group chat.

BagBug carrying an oversized red bag

WEIGH MY BAG

NO LOGIN REQUIRED

Add each coin to your bag room. Yes, even the one you stopped talking about.

Private by default. No wallet connection. Your note stays on this device only.

BAGBUG SURVIVAL REPORT

780KG BAG

You carried my questionable coin down 78%. The bag is heavy. Your character is heavier.

-78%drawdown
$220bag value
STILL HEREstatus

THE REALITY CHECK

Useful numbers, without pretending to know where the chart goes next.

$220you would lose if it hit $0
+355%needed to reach break-even

WHY DID I BUY THIS?

Write it down before the next candle edits your memory.

MY BAG ROOM

A private snapshot of every bag you enter.

SAVED ON THIS DEVICE
Total cost$0
Current value$0
Unrealized P&L$0
Heaviest bag—
CURRENT DIAGNOSIS: no bags, suspiciously peaceful.
Manual price snapshots · excludes fees and realized trades
Add your first bag above. No wallet connection needed.
COMING SOON

BAGBUG
AI ROAST

An AI bug will inspect your saved bags, explain the damage in normal English, and roast your financial decisions with uncomfortable accuracy.

Plain-English portfolio and concentration summary
Questions that challenge why you still hold each bag
A weekly “state of the bag” report worth sharing
TOKEN INTEGRATION · COMING SOON

THE BAGBUG
CLUB

The core bag tracker stays free. When the BagBug token and wallet verification are live, eligible holders will unlock an optional membership layer built for people carrying unreasonable amounts of emotional luggage.

More AI bug reportsDeeper portfolio summaries, extra roast styles, and shareable state-of-the-bag reports.
Holder identityBag-weight badges, profile cosmetics, and meme cards that prove you survived another rotation.
Build it togetherVote on upcoming app features, seasonal themes, and which questionable idea the bug ships next.
Seasonal missionsOptional community challenges, collectibles, and rewards with rules published before each campaign.
COMING SOON

BUG REWARDS

Earn off-chain Bug Points through genuine app participation and community missions. Selected campaigns may include BagBug token airdrops.

1Use BagBug and complete clearly announced seasonal missions.
2Collect non-transferable Bug Points and badges inside the app.
3If a campaign includes an airdrop, check eligibility and claim under its published rules.

The $BagBug token has not launched yet. Snapshot dates, eligibility, claim windows, anti-bot rules, and the official contract address will be published before any token reward campaign.

See the whole pile

Compare cost, current value, unrealized P&L, and which position is weighing you down most.

Keep your thinking attached

Save a private note about why you bought before the next candle rewrites the story.

Keep control of the data

No account and no wallet connection. Your entries stay in this browser on this device.